Captain’s Log: “Safe landing”
Stardate 150208 (A.S.)*
Friday, February 15th, 2008
We have finally landed in a friendly territory within our galaxy. We have accomplished successfully our second mission and the time has come to prepare our journey’s report that is expected to contain a thorough analysis of our findings. All our crew members have been released until further notice. The new territory appears very friendly and keen to support our cause. Our little vessel has been put on standby mode although a few highly skilled mechanics are still working hard to make it stronger and able to accommodate more crew members in the future. After a cautious scanning of the new territory, I have transfered to my new headquarters where beautiful female smiles keep me company. Low duty tasks have been assigned to keep my skills intact but at the same time allow me to have the time to complete my final report. Strange encounters with the well known but peculiar species called “statisticians” are expected in due course. They are known to speak a peculiar but yet a very useful language that makes them high in demand in this galaxy. I have a duty to my crew members to produce a report that will live up to their expectations and efforts through out our journey, even to the ones who did not make it, the fallen ones. We have gathered an amazing body of data from which we expect to learn a lot from, and will be there to serve us for many years to come. This is our time to tell our story. Captain out. OVER.
* After Skinner
